The first rule of Bite Club is tell all your friends about Bite Club. Because it's probably hard to get an actual traditional-style tattoo of a bat and some cool fangs on your vampire skin... Like what if you were getting tattooed and then the tattoo artist actually wanted to be a vampire too and they just like surprise drank your blood and turned into a vampire and then you have to try to avoid them for all eternity, because that's a weird thing to do, right? I know. I know.