Welcome to Jurassic Park, new recruits! You're part of an elite and privileged team, because you are among the only people in the world who will get to work with living, breathing dinosaurs! Now, we know you're eager to rush off and get a good look at the T-Rex, but we have to go over some equipment briefing first. Everyone take a hard hat as we pass them around. They definitely won't protect you against Allosaurus teeth, but we think they look pretty cool, so who cares!