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Destroy All Humans Crew Socks

$1495
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In the 1950's, aliens were invading Earth left and right.  You couldn't shake a stick without smaking some large brained alien!  Thankfully we defeated them and now we wear them on our favorite foot clothes.  Socks feature a Retro Horror 50's alien complete with helmet and blaster.  

Sock Specs:

  • Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
  • DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
  • 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
  • 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
  • No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
  • One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be tight on wider calves.