Geezer Nose Glasses
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Pickup available at The Life of the Party
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Transform yourself into a hilarious old geezer with these novelty nose glasses. Featuring a large, bulbous prosthetic nose complete with a realistic black mole, paired with oversized grey faux fur unibrows and open eye frames—no lenses needed. Perfect for costume parties, Halloween, or comedy sketches. Lightweight and comfortable to wear, these gag glasses guarantee laughs and are sure to be the highlight of any gathering. Get ready to steal the show with this instantly recognizable disguise.
Geezer Nose Glasses
The Life of the Party
Pickup available,
Usually ready in 4 hours
4025 South Mason Street Ste B Fort Collins CO 80525 United States
Transform yourself into a hilarious old geezer with these novelty nose glasses. Featuring a large, bulbous prosthetic nose complete with a realistic black mole, paired with oversized grey faux fur unibrows and open eye frames—no lenses needed. Perfect for costume parties, Halloween, or comedy sketches. Lightweight and comfortable to wear, these gag glasses guarantee laughs and are sure to be the highlight of any gathering. Get ready to steal the show with this instantly recognizable disguise.