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Mother Ducker Crew Socks

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Warning: These socks contain fowl language. If you’ve ever wanted to strut around with a duck that gives zero quacks, congratulations, your oddly specific wish has been granted. Happy Impulse helped us hatch these, and they’re ready to waddle into your sock drawer and cause a little chaos. Slip them on and strut like you own the pond. 

Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.