Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That’s why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers matter.  These adorable underwear feature a special ball hammock to keep your boys from sticking to your leg.   Fits perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins.  If you are between sizes, please buy the next size down.  They feature a quick access fly, anti-ride up legs and cool, breathable fabric.  Choose from Medium, Large, XLarge or XXLarge.