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The Coney Islands Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our best-selling hot dog pattern now available on a long leg fit. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place your weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxers and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD.  Available in Medium, Large and XLarge.